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Look, I have nothing against Florida. Every state has its fair share of wild and silly moments, and I could make a list like this for any of them. But let’s be honest, it happened in Florida road More of these moments than anywhere else. Why? who knows. But hey, do with that what you want.
It’s fine! It’s time to take a trip south and see what’s happening in our 27th state:
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First, there’s this guy who keeps saying he doesn’t understand why his daughter won’t visit for the holidays:
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This woman carries a huge grandfather clock running 60 on the highway:
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And this guy who proudly put a “Cousins by Blood, Lovers by Choice” sticker on the back of his car:
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here – Checks notes Spider-Man Confederacy in Key West, Florida:
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A man helps himself to some hot bars:
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And a loving family…that truly He likes guns:
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This is a man ordering a drink at the bar… while peeing on the floor:
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Here’s another man urinating in public (this time on an alligator):
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And here’s a well-meaning (and not at all creepy) Florida man looking to help:
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Here are some young ladies enjoying spring break in Miami Beach:
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A zippered bathroom tank (why you wonder? Well, some research suggests it’s to prevent Floridians from a) hiding drugs and needles, or b) depositing “upstairs,” aka No. 2 in the tank):
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And some people are protesting Disney World with Nazi and Trump flags:
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Here’s the good lord making a purchase at Circle K while covered in blood:
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A man hangs from this truck as it moves down the road:
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And a truck with a stripper in the back (he should meet the woman from #2!):
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This is a man wearing a nice shirt to a family gathering:
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A man wearing an equally nice shirt to get some groceries:
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A sign in a bar contains an urgent request:
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This guy works at Panera, working very hard on something while consuming water and bread from home:
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This guy is all about unity and uniting the country:
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And this person really, truly Karen hates:
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This is an actual RV somewhere down the road in Florida:
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This is a real on the road trailer:
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These are the actual rims on the road in Florida:
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This young woman at a conference in Orlando holds a sign with two sides (one side: “I’ll step on you for $5,” side two: “$20 to sit on you”):
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This store felt the need to put up this sign:
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The yard of this attractive home is decorated with wine bottles:
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This store wants you to know that there are no refunds on alligator meat:
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This store is trying to have a policy that I don’t think is enforceable:
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These aisles posted a sign prohibiting sex in the stalls:
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This person was so uncomfortable driving a car with New York plates that he did this:
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This truck is dirty on multiple levels:
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And this sign somewhere in Florida will leave you scratching your head:
