18 ridiculous rumors people discovered about themselves

10.

“I was dead. One of my friends changed high schools the other day, and I guess he thought it would be easier to ingratiate himself with a sympathy vote?”

“He told people I died in a car accident on a steep curve near my house (I didn’t even have my learner’s license at the time). He said he took time off to go to my funeral and give a eulogy, and would mention that he was on his way to visit and comfort my family.

Imagine my surprise when a friend of a friend who went to that school met me months later at a party and told me all this. They were angry, I was more amused. I would see him around after that but I never asked or confronted him about it, he’d had enough of the bullshit when word got out about my “living” status.

–caped conkerer2